Christmas Party

Apologies - these are really bad photos:

 This is a photo of how 'No Jeans' and 'Formal Evening Wear' can be either a) ignored or b) misinterpreted:

I managed to get out of the Christmas Party Yankee Swap WITHOUT either the squalking chicken or the red satin g-string!

EDIT: The incredibly loud, souls-being-tortured-in-hell, squalking-chicken-of-DOOM which was successfully offloaded onto a 5-year-old despite loud protests from said child's mother that oh, no, they couldn't possibly! has since suffered an unexpected tracheotomy (well, actually a laryngectomy, I guess). This has added much to the sadness and confusion of said 5 year old but has also added significantly to his chances of not being put up for adoption over Christmas.

The current whereabouts of the satin g-string remain unknown, and unlamented.