Flowers, photogenic cats and crazies

Sofa turf-war

It turns out that despite the vast and palatial nature of my apartment me and herself are in competition for a single sofa cushion.

 I was not aware of this battle. Though she HAS taken to sitting and staring at me for long periods of time - I thought it was because she was hungry!

I need to sit there because it means I can put my tea down on the table beside me.  

She needs to sit there because that is where she sits.

I discovered this last night when I very gently picked her up, moved her onto the next cushion, put down my mug and sat down in that spot. Only to discover there was a cat underneath me. The length of time it took her to move back was probably world record beating. Though it was overtaken almost immediately by the speed at which she moved when she realised she was about to get firmly squashed ... :D

Washing

There is some of the loudest washing I have ever heard in my entire life going on beside me right now.

That is one thoroughly washed shoulder.

We have moved on to the left ear... If she intends on a full body ablution at this speed and with this amount of perfectionism then it may be morning before she is done.

She is glaring at me now. She has quite an impressive glare. She knows I am talking about her.

Cats

What's your cat's name?

Ummm ...*thinks hard* Berry! Yes Berry.

You don't seem all that sure?

Um well, I call her Catface ....

Oh.

cat shaming

Don't look like that. You know what you did!

I mean here you are being all cute and innocent and well behaved (not actually sure why this picture is in this set ...)

And this is you being completely unentertained by being in a leash.

No, you are not barred from going outside because of these holes in my hand (because the bill for the antibiotics and the X-ray and the bloodwork wasn't that high, and I have now had the chance to see all the inner operations of the hospital in detail and that was quite interesting ...).

Best quote: "Your cat did that? Is your cat an alligator?"

You are barred from going out because you tried to kill and eat a (male) cat twice your size and nearly strangled yourself while bouncing yourself off  two walls and a fence trying to get out of the leash to do it...