cat shaming

Don't look like that. You know what you did!

I mean here you are being all cute and innocent and well behaved (not actually sure why this picture is in this set ...)

And this is you being completely unentertained by being in a leash.

No, you are not barred from going outside because of these holes in my hand (because the bill for the antibiotics and the X-ray and the bloodwork wasn't that high, and I have now had the chance to see all the inner operations of the hospital in detail and that was quite interesting ...).

Best quote: "Your cat did that? Is your cat an alligator?"

You are barred from going out because you tried to kill and eat a (male) cat twice your size and nearly strangled yourself while bouncing yourself off  two walls and a fence trying to get out of the leash to do it...