Saturday, 15 December 2012

It is possible these people are taking the ....

EDIT: Haha - I was got (kinda - I did say they might be TTP!!). I just found the thing where the Irish Times contacted them and they said it was satire. Satire of what I ask myself, but maybe satire can be avant-garde. I dunno.

Here is part of a job description
Starts out ok:

Dalkey Archive Press has begun the process of succession from the founder and current publisher, John O'Brien, to a publishing house that will be directed by two-three people along with support staff. With the recent decision to expand our London office and make London the base of European operations, the Press seeks to develop its staff there. Who will take on leadership positions at the Press over the next few years will be the result of this transitional process. 

Well this seems a little more difficult but, if you want to work in publishing, I can see commitment might be key:
The pool of candidates for positions will be primarily derived from unpaid interns in the first phase of this process, although one or two people may be appointed with short-term paid contracts.

What do they want?:

   The Press is looking for promising candidates ... who are determined to have a career in publishing and will sacrifice to make that career happen; are willing to start off at a low-level salary and work their way upwards; possess multi-dimensional skills that will be applied to work at the Press; look forward to undergoing a rigorous and challenging probationary period either as an intern or employee; want to work at Dalkey Archive Press doing whatever is required of them to make the Press succeed; 

 ok... and? (this is the bit that makes you think they might be taking the mick a bit:

do not have any other commitments (personal or professional) that will interfere with their work at the Press (family obligations, writing, involvement with other organizations, degrees to be finished, holidays to be taken, weddings to attend in Rio, etc.); know how to act and behave in a professional office environment with high standards of performance; and who have a commitment to excellence that can be demonstrated on a day-to-day basis. DO NOT APPLY IF ALL OF THE ABOVE DOES NOT DESCRIBE YOU.

But then:

    Any of the following will be grounds for immediate dismissal during the probationary period: coming in late or leaving early without prior permission; being unavailable at night or on the weekends; failing to meet any goals; giving unsolicited advice about how to run things; taking personal phone calls during work hours; gossiping; misusing company property, including surfing the internet while at work; submission of poorly written materials; creating an atmosphere of complaint or argument; failing to respond to emails in a timely way; not showing an interest in other aspects of publishing beyond editorial; making repeated mistakes; violating company policies. DO NOT APPLY if you have a work history containing any of the above.
 

 So yeah, sounds like a good piece of slave labor that you are guaranteed to fail at job, yes?

Or the last person in the job SUCKED.

1 comment:

KP said...

That is not satire! That looks like a totally unsubtle dig at a previous employee to me.