Weather

Me: looks like it is going to rain.

Weather: I am going to rain, any minute, just wait.

Me: Yeah that's how I see it too.

Weather: ok we are agreed.

Me: Looks up weather forecast for Burlington.

WFFB : Hasn't rained, isn't raining, isn't going to rain. Nope!

Me: You lied to me, weather!

Weather: Um, I am now raining, 3.45 minutes after the WFFB said that wouldn't happen.

Me: Gets wet.



"As I look out over this magnificent vista...'*



*Moderately obscure West Wing reference regarding the unreliability of weather forecasters....